Kyle Valkyle and the Twenty-Seven Steves

Hihi!

Aly YET AGAIN because Molly seems to have an affliction that keeps her from blogging. Fail.

Anyway, Molly's party finally happened, and it was insanely awesome.

See, Molly's mom decided that the theme would be a "Scavenger Hunt" so we were forced to RUN ALL OVER her neighborhood to find things. It was INSANITY. I mean, you set 9 teenagers lose in a neighborhood and you expect it to be organized??
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We were seperated into two groups; the losing group had to create a happy birthday skit for Molly using items her mother chose.
The groups were:
1. Molly: Kangaroo-Kiddo, Benjamin, Bingo, Stickenchicken
2. Rorito: Aly, Reharrison, Crant

I think our team had the advantage... both Rorito and Reharrison live in Molly's neighborhood. Yay! We won. After getting all scratched up and attacked by nettles/bugs/thornyobjects, got lost, and drove CRAZILY AROUND HER NEIGHBORHOOD in order to win. But we didn't have to do the skit and the skit that Bingo, Benjamin, Stickenchicken, and Kangaroo-kiddo did was FREAKING AMAZING besides. We couldn't have beat that!

After all that awesome ended, we played Picture Telephone three-- or was it four?-- times which was completely fun insanity. We are brilliant geniuses (geniui!). And ate cake. And about five pounds of M&Ms. And I almost died because I started laughing while eating M&Ms and drinking water (don't ask). YAY!

Eventually, everybody left ( :( ), and Kangaroo-kiddo, Rorito, and I all spent the night which was mostly awkwardness, because like a few other sleepovers I've been at lately it was all *divisionly* and that was FAILISH.

Yeah. Kangaroo-kiddo and Molly will eat me when they read that. But honestly. It wasn't the best thing that has ever happened.

SOYEAH.

Today was pretty cool; Rorito and I had adventures involving nerd-dom, mud, and the outdoors. I'm pretty content. :)

Quote for Today:
Darcy: "You wore control-top pantyhose?"
Nick: "Did you put a pair in the pink box?"
Darcy: "How did you look in them?"
Nick: "Hot."
~From What Women Want

Have a great...Monday... and such!

EXAM WEEK BEGINS THIS WEEK.
AND MALLY IS GOING TO RUN.
MAYBE.
WE HOPE.
IF THE WEATHER COOPERATES.
WHICH IT GENERALLY DOESN'T.
:(


-Aly

This is Bingo, Crant, Benjamin, and Kiddo, I think. :)

Fattie Club

Hihi!

XC season is coming up quickly and THE FATTIE CLUB is still around. What?!

Oh yeah.

*eats a few bowls of ice cream*
*feels fat*
*feels guilty*
*decides to run*
*decides is "too busy" to run*
*feels guilt about not running*
*feels guilt about excuses for not running*
*eats more ice cream*
*feels fat*
and the cycle continues.

*is too lazy to break the cycle*

I really don't have much to say.
*is boring*

...this is SO FAIL!
Almost as much as me not being able to figure out my own practice problems... or being unable to stay mad at my friends for very long... meh.

Molly has/had? food poisoning today and yesterday, which I'll say is her excuse for not posting anything. And Sunday was her and Crant's 9-month-anniversary and we had MAlly/Bingo/Crant adventures, which was kinda really awesome. And movies.

Imma go do homework now, and eat more ice cream. Yay Breyer's Mint Chocolate Chip! ♥

Quote For Today:
"I doubt she gave you the stink-eye, that's just how her face looks."
~Bleaker in Juno

-Aly

FIM is OFFICIALLY AWESOME

Hihi!

Yesterday was awesome and I would write about it but I am BURSTING WITH JOY so I really can't focus on yesterday at the moment.

I AM TALKING TO ANGIE ON FIM (facebook instant messaging). RIGHT NOW. AS IN SHE IS IN FRANCE AND I AM IN MY HOUSE AND WE ARE SPEAKING OVER THE INTERNET.
AND IT IS AWESOME.
AND I AM JOYFUL.

But I seem to be unable to "penser en Francais" as Madame would like... ahhh! I AM TOO EXCITED!

Holy shigoodness, this has made my day like x 59,999 better.

*JOY!*

For Clarification:

I am massively in love with France. The culture, the language, the country. I've wanted to go to France since I can remember and THIS YEAR, I may have the chance to. You see, my dad is good friends with Pierre, who is French-Lebanese and has family in France. He knows of my desire to go to France as an exchange student, and is helping my dad and I plan my trip to France and live with Pierre's sister. This would mean that I could go to France without the restrictions of going through an exchange program, which would be cheaper and safer. We would know the family (sorta) and it would just generally be so much more awesome. Regretfully, Angie (Pierre's niece) and I are TERRIBLE at emailing each other, which is why the FIM conversation makes me so happy. Even though I'm not speaking in French.

-Aly

*Bang Head Here*

Hello.

LISTS! WHOOHOO!
(Aly of course!)

Annoyances

1. Ms Javelin
   Why? SHE IS AN IDIOT. THIS PAPER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DONE WEEKS AGO, but she has CONTINUALLY FAILED. Reading through her comments on my paper, I seriously doubt her qualification to teach a higher-level English class.
2. Mrs Eggburt
   Why? Somehow, she manages to KNOW that I am quitting orchestra next year; I don't think I've said anything of the sort to her. I am "signed up" for it, so she wouldn't know that way. I have no idea. She's punishing me though, by putting me in the back and CHOMPING on me whenever she can.
3. English
   Why? See number one. Ms Javelin is an idiot. I don't have time for this. I'm okay with the reading. I'm not okay with the bad grade, the bad teacher, or the evil paper. NOT. OKAY. AT. ALL.
4. Math
   Why? I am SO CLOSE to an "A"! Mostly, it's annoying me because this REVIEW BOOKLET we have to do for homework.
5. People Who Get Cars When They Turn 16
   Why? NOT. FAIR. We'll call it jealousy. Whoo. *shame* (I'm just in an annoyance-mood so bear with me).
6. People Who Don't Text Me Back
   Why? Obviously, I want to talk to you. Obviously, I would like you to want to talk to me as well. Obviously, that's not the case.
7. My mother.

Joyances:
Because I refuse to only be Annoyed.

1. Old Typewriters
   Why? Clack clack clack clack DING! They are such HAPPY appartuses (apparati?)! The smell of ink, the sound of typing... so awesome.
2. Pandora
   Why? Angry music, thinking music, whiny music, happy music. All at the same place. Best website ever.
3. Math
   Why? I know this makes no sense, because it is an annoyance, but it is also a Joyance. I've gotten two GOOD GRADES on tests/quizzes recently, and that makes me feel much less stupid. I also have a better math grade than I have in english, which makes me more annoyed at english and less at math.
4. Soft Batch Cookies
   Why? I think these are a week or more old, and they still taste DELICIOUS.
5. Hugs That Last Longer Than Two Minutes
   Why? MORE LOVE! YAY! :)
6. Getting Out of After School Orchestra Early
   Why? Escape from Mrs Eggburt
7. Cell Phones That Have Music Libraries
   Why? "Hey, You There!" is always a great addition to lunchtime.
8. People Who Save You Pages In Their Yearbook Because They Know You Have That Much To Say
   Why? I love filling pages! YAY!
9. Even Numbers
10. Wait, that is an Odd Number. Must Add One To List. Here it is. Right Here. This. OH I REMEMBER NOW! ---> Complicated and Genius Plans.

So, there you go. Joyances and Annoyances. I'm still more annoyed than joyed, but that's how the not-Soft-Batch-cookie crumbles. (I'm so ADD).

Hope everybody had a great day!

Quote for Today:
"Pardon me my eye."

-Aly

Good Mornings, Afternoons, and Days

Hihi!

Tis "Alleh". Molleh needs to stop posting whiney I'M SICK! Blogs. Really, Molly? Have you done NOTHING interesting at ALL while being miserably sick? You could just make something up, you know.

Anyway, while Molly has been sick, I have been at SCHOOL. Contrary to Molly's opinion, I am still sick (still coughing, sneezing, sniffling, etc.) but I don't have a fever and generally I can speak.

During the past two days of school, I have had interesting adventures-- and I've had GOOD days.

Thursday:
Like always, I texted "Good morning!" to people: Rorito, Molly, Dorothy, Edward, Sisteramy, and Elphaba. Rorito SNAPPED at me, which made me sad because who SNAPS when somebody wishes them a good morning? Everybody else responded well, but Rorito was like "GRRRR DON'T WAKE ME UP." (I learned later that she had been up since 6:40 so it was excuseable, but I only woker her up a minute before her alarm, so I don't understand what the big deal was.)

Going to school that day, I had a cool conversation with Reharrison.

Aly: *walking towards classroom*
Reharrison: "Good morning!"
Aly: *just inside the doorway; turns around; spazzes out* "YOU SAID GOOD MORNING! THAT'S GOOD!"
Reharrison: "I always say good morning. Cuz it IS a good morning!"
Aly: "I text Good Morning to people! And it is a good morning. But Rorito snapped at me this morning. :("
Reharrison: "Oh, that sounds like her. You see, this is why I can't be the replacement Rorito. I'm a morning person."
Aly: "You may have a point. Maybe."
Reharrison: *smirk + grin*
Aly: "Well, see you in Chem...."
Reharrison: "Bye, Aly."

It was random and it made me laugh. Mostly because the spaz about it was not a small spaz. It was this crazed, whirlling, spin-dance of "AHA!".

The day continued to be good, even though Molly was not in Civics. I didn't pay attention and instead wrote in Seussgirl's yearbook in the colorful pens Molly gave me last year after going to Charleston. :)

*skipping to lunch*

Since I had failed on Rednoseday (Wednesday) to write more than Croissant in Hosef's yearbook, he gave me his yearbook to write in during lunch. But because of strange timing, Jedi Princess and I had to sit with Prettyhair, Beret, and Rumor. Being Theatre kids, Prettyhair, Beret, and Jedi Princess all know each other; Jedi Princess and I used to sit with Rumor; I'm friends with Prettyhair from the Disney trip and I used to accidentally stalk him; Beret and Prettyhair date each other.

Prettyhair, Beret, and I all got pizza-- Beret didn't finish hers. Prettyhair doesn't like Hosef very much, but neither do most people that know him. Somehow, the idea was put forth (between Beret and Prettyhair) to put Beret's unfinished pizza in Hosef's yearbook (on my page...) because:

1. He'd never forget me.
2. It's original.
3. Hosef is a donkey (*cough*).

Of course, this caused crazy laughter. And, so... Jedi Princess, Prettyhair, and Beret all pick up the piece of pizza and (SPLAT!) put it on the page. Then... we closed the yearbook. Causing the grease and pizza sauce to go ALL OVER my page (and Croissant's). We all busted out laughing... until later when I felt INSANELY GUILTY. I just can't be MEAN to people and not feel bad about it! The worst thing is, I had Hosef sign my yearbook before giving him his back, and he wrote NICE THINGS in my yearbook! I felt WORSE after reading it. (On the bright side, I had cleaned up his yearbook and wrote over the grease stain). He's not MAD about it (because I still WROTE a lot, even if it wasn't a great yearbook page since it got all *crazyeyes*).

Later, Elphaba and I went to the Band Concert; we learned that we are TERRIBLE audience members-- we spent the time passing notes on the back of the Courtesy-of-the-Arts-Board-Annoy-People-Packet, texting Bingo, and hoping that Dumbo would text me back. After it was done, Dorothy was a creeper, and then Elphaba and I went to the grocery store and got BEN AND JERRY'S!, which we consumed while creeping in my car. It was SO FUN! :D

Even LATER, Kangaroo-kiddo wrote me a poem. Which was awesome, and makes me smile. So sweet! :D!

Friday:
Was a pretty good day! Starting off with text from Dumbo saying plans were possible for this weekend (even though he's sickly). I texted him back a tackle-hug, and then when I saw him randomly in the morning in the hall, I got him to hug me WITHOUT having to convince him into it! WHOOHOO! Hug-training! :D

Blahblahblah, so it was a good day and I got ANOTHER hug from him (awkward side hug) at lunch. And life is good.

Yesterday (as in Saturday because I failed at posting this yesterday), I had TWO parties. Sadly, the first one (which I was at for less time) was MORE awesome than the second one, but it's okay. Dumbo was texting me, and we tried to make plans with Elphaba for today. That failed because he's a peacher's kid and he's so SWEET (he's currently visiting his grandmother in a nursing home! Aww! :)).

HE IS SO OBLIVIOUS! GRR.

At least his hug-training is progressing nicely. He will soon join the ranks of Benjamin and Astronaut. I am DETERMINED!

Okay, this was REALLY LONG but I need to go now. Maybe plans with Molly? Maybe? Please? :)

Quote for Today:
Beckett: "Why don't you both just drop your pants and get it over with?"
Castle: "I'm game."
~From Castle, an AWESOME TV SHOW! :)

Other Castle Quotes:

1. Castle: "She's not naked. She's holding a gun...stra-te-gi-cally."
2. Beckett: "What do you have up your sleeves?"
   Castle: "Aside from my muscular arms?"
3. Martha: "What's Owen like?"
   Castle: "I don't know, I haven't met him."
   Martha: "You haven't met him?! And you said YES to letting Alexis go to prom with him?"
   Castle: "*shrug* Yeah."
   Martha: "You're a TERRIBLE father!"
4. Castle: "So, tell me, little man... have you ever been to prison?"

Anyway. It's awesome. Go watch it. THEY WILL HAVE A SEASON TWO! <3

-Aly

P.S. Crant watches Castle! YAY! :)

AAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH!

Hi guys!

Tis sickie. Alleh is all better :) but Crant has joined the Coalition of Sickies :( last night he had a fever of 102ish o.O anywhooo, madre has decided I don't need to go to the doctor even though I've been sick since Monday. She makes no sense. ESPECIALLY since she's sick too but doesn't want to go to the doctor either. I've been on google (woohoo!) trying to figure out what causes dry cough, nasty cough, random chest pain and loss of voice...so far my best bet is a respiratory infection but I'm really not sure. This is stupid. At least ONE of us needs to go.

I just tried to explain punnett squares to my mom & brother. EPIC. FAIL.

If I would have gone to school today, I would be in civics writing an essay on The Heart of America which I have yet to finish reading so maybe this is a good thing.

Sooooooooooo I'll be spending my day here. Again. Bored & tired. Coughing my head off. I'll probably blog later when I'm at the peak of my boredom.

Until then!

~*~Molleh~*~

Procrastination Means

Means youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqJO8HwxTkg&feature=channel_page
And nerdfighting.
http://nerdfighters.ning.com/
And random facts.
http://www.nicefacts.com/
http://www.hookedonfacts.com/index.htm
And quotes.
http://www.brainyquote.com/
And music.
http://www.pandora.com/
And more youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3kSV6NsEGE
And... learning?
http://www.ecogeek.org/
And blogging.
http://singsmeow.blogspot.com/

-Aly

... and writing in Elphaba's yearbook for THREE HOURS.

SO. BORED. AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

HOLA! (Molly again) I just came home from school. I'm still coughing my head off, I have less of a voice today than I did yesterday and my chest hurts when I swallow. Whatever the heck this is it needs to get out of my system because I can't sing! Alleh is at school today...she said she was feeling sick again in civics though so she might be going home too in a bit.

Mom texted me at 9:57 this morning saying that she'd be there in 15 minutes to take me to the doctor so I spazzed & then proceeded to talk her into taking me home instead. I HATE going to the doctor. I swear I have like a phobia or something. If I'm sick and mom/dad takes me to the doctor, I'm generally in tears by the time they take me back to the room of awful. It's a bit embarrassing...but I can't help it.

Here's some random stuff that's popping into my head:

My brother thinks I have swine flu.
Crant was all grumbly about the fact that I was at school earlier...and I still don't know my temperature.
I really wish there was chocolate in this house.
Tea sounds nasty at the moment.
PHISH FOOD SOUNDS AMAZING RIGHT ABOUT NOW!
I'M SO FREAKING BORED I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF!!! I'M GOING TO GO CRAZY(ER) NOW!!!
Byeas,
Molleh/Sickie

SICKIEEE

Hi guys
(: tis molly/sickie #(I think 3) sick like everyone else except I have almost no voice now.

So apparently I licked a pig and didn't know it and now I have swine flu except I don't. Why is it that EVERYONE at school is like "SWINE FLU! *snickersnicker* SWINE FLU! YOU HAVE SWINE FLU! *snickersnickersnicker* if you sneeze or cough or something. NOBODY I KNOW OF HAS THE STINKIN SWINE FLU!!!
I is currently talking to Aly & making an attempt at giving advice to Roxane which is bad because I FAIL at advice. WHY DO PEOPLE ASK ME OF ALL PEOPLE FOR ADVICE?!<--interrobang :D win.

*isMAJORLYdistractedbyboyfriendconversationwithRoxane*

Today mom made me go to school for 1st-3rd period & i can barely talk so I borrowed a white board & dry EASER marker & a piece of old shirt from Mrs. Tinycoiff. It was convenient :) but I WANT MY VOICE BACK!
Anyways I went to ze dentist at noon feeling pooey. I've never had a cavity in my life (still none) & then we ran a couple errands and I had to go to the orthodontist. I had a bone to pick with him since my positioner comes out of my mouth EVERY NIGHT. I find it in all sorts of places in the mornings. Sometimes I find it under the pillows, other times it's on the floor...one time it was in my shirt. I have no idea how it got there o.O

I doubt I'll be going to school tomorrow so the Coalition of Sickies needs to be united. I'm going to stop now. I forgot everything else I was going to say.
Later!
~Molleh

The Coalition of Sickies

Hihi!

I have a FEVER of at least 100*, but that was before the thermometer was done measuring. Whoo. So, no school today.

Yesterday was kinda awesome. Wax Museum was in the evening, so although neither Molly nor I felt well, we had to suffer through school.

Comments about Yesterday:

1. MyPants is evil. Seriously. Was it ABSOLUTELY necessary to taunt us? I mean, I liked him months ago (& he knew it), but WHY MUST HE TORTURE MY EXISTENCE AS A STATUE?
2. My dad MASSIVELY failed and didn't see the IBM Satan.
3. Mr Poisson is cool because he didn't listen to our entire thing or check it against the script, and he was our grader. A+!
4. The Group Of Junior-Friends got to witness probably the worst run-through of our skit.
5. People who don't like hugs are LAME.
6. Crant is awesome; he had apple juice!
7. King Toast can be annoying? (Who knew?)
8. Theatre kids never cease being dramatic.
9. MAlly is HOARSE.
10. Seeing Kangaroo-Kiddo & Posse is cool. PINKY WIGGLE!

BUT IT WAS STILL KINDA AWeSOME.

Molly and I had to corner Dumbo to get him to hug us, which kinda stinks. His Hug Training needs to be stepped up. I mean, we trained BENJAMIN to hug us! He used to not hug us back and wasn't a very good hugger, but now he's much better! :)

Elphaba came up with a good question to ask somebody. "How would you describe my personality?" It's interesting to see how people answer; everybody seems to perceive you differently, and it's nice to know how they see you. I answered for her, Bingo, and Kangaroo-Kiddo; they all answered for me too. I wasn't nice about answering for Bingo because he has an ego problem and it always brings me joy to remind him that he's a bit egotistical. Kangaroo-kiddo was sorta difficult to answer for, but mostly because it was so late by the time I answered for her that I was getting a bit loopy. Elphaba was surprisingly simple; I've gotten to know her much better in the time since Disney, even though we've been friends for 3 years.

Coalition of Sickies:
Due to the fact that Dorothy was home sick today, like me, and we're both suffering HACKHACKHACK-ing and cold-symptoms, she decided that she is President of the Hack Club. I think it should be called the Coalition of Sickies, because Molly is sick as well, though she has teeth appointments throughout the day. She's miserably sick, too. Tomorrow, if Molly and I both are home sick (again), we decided that we should hang out and be miserably sick together. Sounds strangely fun.

People ought to text while they're at school. I mean, really, what are you doing that's so important? Certainly my tales of CSI: Miami and the stupidity of my dog are more entertaining than the boring teachings of Mr Potatohead? I mean, sure, teachers have great "That's What She Said" quotes, but nobody writes those down except Molly and I, right? And the joys of Friend Drama; that shouldn't keep you from texting me back and being like "I MISS YOUR FACE! DWOFUSFLSJFLSJ!" That would make me LAUGH. Though that could end badly, since I'm HACKHACKHACK-ing. Oh well. I WOULDN'T MIND THE TEXT-COMPANY!

I think I'm going to stop now. Molly said she'd blog later, so watch for that.

I hope everybody's having fun at SCHOOOOOOL. LAME HEALTHY PEOPLE!

<3,
- Aly

blegh.

Dear Aly,
Seriously?
~Molly

Cheers!

HIHI.

This is Aly, whining about her day. Again.
:)
I'm SICK, and it's all Rorito's fault. Seriously. HER MOTHER MADE HER COME TO SCHOOL WHEN SHE WAS CONTAGIOUS AND NOW I'M SICKLY WHICH IS NOT GOOD. Worse, I was volunteering today at the wine festival Downtown. Bleh.

Yay Things About Today:

1. ORANGE JUICE NOT FROM CONCENTRATE! And pulp-less!
2. FREE DOUGHNUT.
3. I got to see Kangaroo-kiddo! (My currently-favorite freshman)
4. I got to see my confirmation mentor! (I haven't seen her in a year :( )
5. I met a dude that has hair like Bingo's who is infinitely more awkward. He coincidentally goes to the school that our school's current band director used to work at. Freaky.
6. I had some FROZEN CUSTARD and it was good.
7. I gave some money to a dude playing guitar in front of the empty shell of my (deceased) favorite restaurant!
8. I met a kid who gave me three balls; he was so adorable!
9. I gave another bored-looking kid one of the balls and that made his day.
10. I GOT TO HAVE THE BEST HOTDOGS IN THE CITY. Love.
11. Free shirt !

Boo Things About Today:

1. I'm sick.
2. Eugh.
3. Nasty coughdrop things that are worse than the OTHER nasty coughdrop things... and don't help as much.
4. Grape juice from concentrate.
5. Molly, Dumbo, Rorito, and Bingo went to lunch... without me. Dangit.
6. People have been FAILING at texting me. All day. Just Elphaba, who is OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE FRIEND! (take that, Molly!)
7. I didn't get to go to the Jazz Band Festival, which Flailure and Kitterbee were at... :(
8. It started raining while I was Downtown; and I'm wearing a white shirt.
9. The rain was REALLY cold. And I'm wearing a white shirt.
10. THE DANG WHITE WHITE SHIRT TURNED SEE-THROUGH-LY. >:o
11. The best hotdog place in town RAN OUT OF PRETZELS.
12. I'm still sick.
13. My shoes are soaking wet, too.
14. Jack Hanna's ANIMAL ADVENTURES is on. Eugh.
15. Cat that speaks? Seriously? Riiiiight.

Basically, today was failish overall.

I wanted to go to lunch! *cries*

I mean, I know Rorito said she doesn't like Dumbo, but that doesn't mean he won't like her. Which would be awful... since I like him. And he's completely oblivious... I think. *hides*

I feel so bad for Elphaba! Her drama is so much worse than mine! My drama is pretty straightforward, but hers is all complicated and stupid and such a completely unfair situation for her to be in. (Sorry, Bingo; shan't tell!)

RAIN, RAIN, GO AWAY, COME AGAIN ANOTHER DAY.

Oh, that reminds me! Madame started singing some strange kid's song in French the other day... I found it on youtube! (BEWARE: it's annoying)

- "If I Were A Butterfly" (Christian Children's song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6aEImDGLc0

(fyi, she's a peacher's wife and director of music at his church, which explains this entire thing. Sorta.)

In order to make up for that, here's an AWESOME song by Hank Green (who shares a birthday with Molly. Hanko de Mayo/Cinco de Hanko. Go watch the vlogbrothers and you'll understand.); he is ALSO the brother of John Green, an AWESOME AUTHOR.

- "I Know (A Song in Ten Words)" by Hank Green
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lRldr2BH2M

Anyway, I'm going to end this now and go wallow, work on Molly's birthday present, and attempt to be artistic. Whee.

Quote for Today:

"We're looking for someone who doesn't like orange rabbits."
~Quoted from Elphaba; it was in the Mentalist (as in the TV show)

I just like that quote. So random! <3

-Aly

CONCERT!!! (& other randomness)

ZOMG!
hi guys. TIS MOLLEH. I'm getting my hair cut tomorrow morning :D :D :D and my mom is sitting in here with the the dog (theJakedog) on his back in her lap XD and he is snoring very loudly.
I'm REALLY distracted by facebook at the moment so this is going to take me forever and it's going to be a short post because I am just that special.
SO HERE GOES:
BIG CONCERT TOMORROW THAT MOLLY IS VERY EXCITED FOR THAT SHE HOPES PEOPLE WILL COME TO.
:) puppy/House/facebooktime (:
byeas!
-Molleh

"You'd better not laugh at dead animals!"

Hihi!

Today is THURSDAY. WHEE!

There's nothing special about Thursdays, either; they are just the day between Rednoseday/Hump Day/Wednesday and Friday.

Molly and I finally got to perform our wax museum piece for Mrs (teacherwestilldon'thaveanamefor). Only after laughing at the IBM Satan, runner-ing, laughing, and my Distraction. Mrs (teacherwestilldon'thaveanamefor) had us go through our act FOUR TIMES, which was slightly ridiculous....

(But you see, what happened was:)
The first time, I mixed up two lines and that threw Molly off.
The second time, Molly got lost and started laughing. Then we spent 5 minutes trying to focus and Mrs (teacherwestilldon'thaveanamefor) kept trying to calm us down by telling us to think of the ocean or the mountains, which in MAlly-speak, brings up hilarity. Until we tried thinking of past pets, and Mrs (teacherwestilldon'thaveanamefor) told us that "You'd better not laugh at dead animals!"... which made us laugh. w00t.
The third time, it was perfect. Just too fast.
The fourth time, it was perfect and slow. And our script is apparently GREAT, which is a BIG RELIEF.
Oh, and there's the added bonus of Mrs (teacherwestilldon'thaveanamefor) thinking we're completely nuts. YAY! :)

I LOVE THE GREEK DRESS I'M BORROWING FROM KITTERBEE FOR DAY 80. It's amazing.

Why must Dumbo be so...dumb?
Pink elephants on parade!

Kangaroo-kiddo sent me awesome youtubeness:

-Pussycat Dolls' version of "Jai Ho" (from Slumdog Millionaire, which was awesome.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFpZ2mlR04I

-Erin McCarley, "Love, Save the Empty" (it's in He's Just Not That Into You, but this is the actual video for the song.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAtmPlQPo_s&feature=channel

And then I found a song by the actress who plays "Christine" in Phantom of the Opera (the movie, that is), and I like the lyrics. The music is a bit weird, and it's a bit breathy/airy for my liking but STILL.

-Emily Rossum, "Slow Me Down"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0eGe-VV7I8

Go watch/listen. These are all videos worth watching. :)

It's late and TOMORROW IS FRIDAY!
Goodnight!

-Aly

TORNADO! ZOMG?!

BEWARE: RANT AHEAD

In case the CAPS LOCK didn't alert you to whom this is; it's ALY! :)

Hihi!

This week's been kinda weird; first with Monday's complete weirdness involving some random creeper-guy hitting on me on fb as well as the other grrr's. Conflict with Rorito was resolved in a good way, which made my day much better.

But now it's Wednesday. I learned something today I would have rather not known.
Just so you know, the way to get somebody to NOT want to know something is NOT to tell them they DON'T want to know it. Because then their curiosity will bug them until they find out and then realize that they, in fact, did not want to know.

(I SHOULD KNOW. THAT HAPPENED TO ME. TODAY.)

Worse, when I find out about something that disturbs me, I am likely to discuss my AHH/GRR (depending on what it is) with people I trust; and then they give me advice. That usually works like this:

Aly: "I LEARNED SOMETHING I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW TODAY AND IT BOTHERS ME MUCHLY GRRR/AHHH!"
Friendperson: "Uhoh, what's wrong?!?!?!?!"
Aly: "Uhm, it involves people. I shouldn't share. Uhhhh...."
Friendperson: "It always involves people. Your twin?"
Aly: "*tinynod*"
Friendperson: "And..."
Aly: "Yeah, you figure that out."
...
Friendperson: "OH."
Aly: "Right."
Friendperson: "You're right, that is GRRR/AHHH! Any way I can help?"
Aly: "I don't knowwww."
Friendperson: "Okay. 1. CALM DOWN. 2. GO TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE. 3. CALM DOWN MORE. 4. DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE/ARTISTIC. 5. LET OTHER PEOPLE HANDLE THEIR OWN PROBLEMOS."
Aly: "BUT I SUCK AT THAT!!!!!!!"
Friendperson: "You're completely helpless. Go eat chocolate and STOP SPEAKING IN EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!"

(It actually doesn't end like that but I was getting annoyed typing that way. Whee.)

Conclusion: PEOPLE (not friendperson's. they're pretty awesome, if terrible at giving advice.) ARE STUPID AND I AM EASILY ANNOYED.

Every now and again, there is a jewel of a peice of advice. Today, it was "Just let them make their own mistakes. You can't stop them; they'll learn. Just support them, and if there are bad consequences, you will be able to help them."
(Courtesy of Pandaberry, who speaks from experience.)

*endrant*

We were supposed to recite our script this afternoon, but the National Weather Service and the School System spazzed about TORNADO WARNING IN YOUR AREA so MAlly couldn' t perform for Mrs (teacherwedon'tyethaveanamefor). YAY! :)

Unfortunately, "DANGEROUS" WEATHER (I doubt TORNADOES in our county. Pfft.) means that there is no actual world news on. Weather monopoly on the television.

I'm using this time to NOT do my math homework, think, and work on making my desk area look like a tornado hit it. (Ha. pun. ish.)

:)

Quote for today:
"Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it."
~Agatha Christie

-Aly

Molly's Birthday

HEY!

It's Aly this time (I just published the post Molly wrote earlier because she forgot to, in her rush to go eat).

TOMORROW IS MOLLY'S BIRTHDAY!
She will FINALLY be the same age as me!

EVERYBODY HAPPYDANCE!!!!!

So, this is superfun, except for the fact that it's a TUESDAY and who cares about TUESDAY anyway; it's also CINCO DE MAYO; but OBVIOUSLY tomorrow is PRETTY FREAKING SPECIAL because it is MOLLY'S BIRTHDAY.

So, today was a crap day because people are stupid. I'm very very very sorry to Molly for the lack of ability I have to make the SUPERAWESOMEPRESENT that I was GOING to make... it'll take a *bit* too long to be ready in time for her birthday... and the subsequent PARTY.

Molly will have to forgive me for my lack of commitment to her birthday, but we really must learn our SCRIPT or Mrs (uhmwedon'thaveanameforheryetso...) will fail us, which would be an AWFUL BIRTHDAY PRESENT. AND we havta watch extracreditmovie for Mr Vvvvv.

Anyway, I'm going to stop this now because it is MY foodtime, but basically I want everybody to know that my AWESOME TWINLYISH PERSON WILL BE THE SAME AGE AS ME!

I would write a really nice ramble about her but I shall save that for her to read tomorrow... or at her party... :]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TBGA!
<3333
-Aly

Grace Kelly

Hey guys!
Tis Molly :) just thought I'd share with whoever decides to read this my addiction to the song Grace Kelly by Mika :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiWsWzUgcXE
(Hint: here's the part where you go listen)
ANYWAYS I have to go. It's...*drumroll* FOODTIME :D *WEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Adios!
Molleh

The Theory of Plaid

Hihi!

It's Aly again, but that will probably change at some point in this blog. Molly's currently playing with Jake, so...

We ask boys if they wear plaid. Plaid... boxers.

Reason being, I had an amusing conversation with Pandaberry about boxers, and I noted that it seems like a lot of boys wear plaid. Particularly nerdboys. Upon sharing this conversation with Molly, the Theory of Plaid was established.

Basically, it's this:

IF YOU ARE A BOY, AND A NERD, (aka "nerdboy"), YOU WEAR PLAID BOXERS.

This was proven by a few people:
- Bingo
- Hosef (but not boxers? o.O)
- Astronaut
- Crant
- Benjamin
- Bump
- King Toast

Until this morning, when Dumbo decided that he does NOT wear plaid (I quote: "Not at all really." LAME!), which disproves the Theory of Plaid. And he's the ultimate (basically) nerdboy! It's all WRONG! R-O-N-G!

The Theory of Plaid absolutely HAS to be correct! Because if it's not, it will sorta disprove the validity of other Theories, which is NOT cool, because I am rather fond of the other theories.

Fail, Dumbo!

HI WORLD! This be Molleh. Aly is currently writing a list of people we mention in ze blog so we don't get all confused...because we have the superamazing ability to confuse ourselves. We is listening to Hey Jude from the Across the Universe soundtrack. Tis awesome.

The other day I was at school and we were taking a really important test when a GIANT CHICKEN attacked from the ceiling! He fell through the roof and screamed HEY! YOU THERE! and my teacher screamed her head off...literally. Then the janitors all rushed in and painted the walls gold with spraypaint. Suddenly 58743920 flourescent pink ducks came sprinting (yes sprinting) through the windows and threw their feet at Mr. Potato Head who then proceeded to give everyone in the class 69 pages (single spaced) of essay of how much more awesome his teaching style was than Mr. Baked Ziti's. It was CrAzY! I grammed out of the room faster than a water buffalo running away from a squirrel!

Well that was fun. Hey guess what there are pens and pencils in this drawer here. AND THE DESK IS WRITTEN ON IN DRY EASER MARKER! (that was Aly for 2 seconds, now she will *poof*) aw :( mah tbgaaaaa! she poofed. WHAT EVER SHALL I DO?!?! <--DOUBLE INTERROBANG! WOOHOO!

Anyways we must skskskskskidaddle now.
BYEAS
<3 MAlly

Note: "HEY! YOU THERE!" is stolen from "Hey You There" by Souljaboy Tellem (which Aly heard on Louish's phone that caused her to laughlaughlaugh). :)

The Chickens are Restless (In My Pants)

YAY! BLOG!

hihi!

We're MAlly. Molly and Aly, that is.

We're twins! But not really. We look nothing alike, yet people seem to believe that we are actually related for long periods of time. Oh well. We wear the same shirt and pants on the same day. That sounds awkward. WE HAVE CLONED CLOTHING.

We're on a quest for book titles that you can add "In My Pants" to the end of that are really funny. (Inspired by the vlogbrothers! YAY!) The best we've found so far is "The Chickens are Restless" (in my pants). Until Bingo suggested "The Big Friendly Giant" (in my pants).

Bingo is being stupid, besides the great title he gave us. HE WON'T SHARE THE EVIL PLAN THAT INVOLVES HALF OF US. ME. Yeah.
And he's being a wall.

*kicks wall*

It's lateish, and we should be learning our script for a MASSIVE PROJECT, but that's not working out so well.

Molly: *whispers* HEY! *yells* GIVE ME THAT! *weirdvoice* It's mine.
Aly: YOU DID THAT WRONG! ALL WRONG! R-O-N-G! RONG!
Molly: *fakecries* how should I do it, then?!
Aly: That was an interrobang statement! YAY! oh, right. Script.
Molly: heh. cackcackcack. *innocentface*
Aly: *hits innocentface with script*
Molly: YOU HAS A MESSAGE! IS A QUESTION MARK?!

...yeah....

Oh! I keep turning on the CAPS LOCK button accidentally. Whoops.

Molly got a new puppy today. I think she's crazy. But he's SO CUTE and so awkward, so it's okay. His name is Jake; he's a 5monthold black lab (rescue puppy), whom her OLD dog (Journey, 4. Also a black lab.) seems to think will be leaving soon. But nope.

We decided today that we should do something crazy/productive/involving a video camera. Like our MAlly dance that we keep SAYING we'll videotape, but we never do because we have no time! *schoolhaseatenlife*

We have a purple notebook from the week I tagged along to the beach with Molly's family. My favorite page goes like this:

"Heyyyyyy, cute neighbor boy, where'd you gooooo?"
"In ze uzer house."
"Oh. Zat makes me sad."
"I's sorry."
"OH! HELLICHOPPER!"
"AHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

It makes me laugh. Randomness! :)

I think I'm going to stop writing this now. Whee.
:)

-Aly
& Molly (for like 2 seconds)