Quotessssss

I'm going to have to blog again later, but for now I want to share some (a lot of awesome) quotes :]

"Free to good home. Answers to "snowflake" or "snow". Great with kids. Responds well to shovels and snow blowers. Can be picked up in my driveway."

"Have you ever noticed the Krusty Krab is in Bikini Bottom. that can't be a coincidence, can it?"

"Single, and has decided due to the weather change that it's time to have a boyfriend to keep me warm...oh no wait I found my electric blanket - Never mind!"

"Its amazing how God can bring that one person into your life that has the ability to make you smile even when you think its impossible to do."

"A great friend is someone who makes your problems their problems just so you don't have to go through them alone."

"If a canoe tips over in your front yard and all four wheels fall off. How long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a pickle?"

"Before we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity?"

" Dance in your underwear, Run through the sprinklers, Act weird with your best friend, And just be crazy cause life is too short to be normal."

"Never pass a chance to say "I love you," to the people you care about because we aren't promised tomorrow."

"Have you Ever Noticed That after Mon and Tues. even the calendar says W T F?!"

"Shot my first turkey yesterday. . scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section... It was awesome!"

"Life was so much easier when we all thought everyone had cooties & and the only drama was fighting over our crayons.."

"Those who judge you from your past are not worth letting into your future."

"What if you're naughty, but you put 'a lump of coal' on your Christmas list? What's Santa going to do then? Huh?"

"I just rescued a beer that was trapped in the fridge!"

"You can't fix stupid, Not even with duct tape!"

"The purple monkeys are out to get me...I swear they are. They have teamed up the the sock eating garden gnomes...they are trying to invade my bubble wrap fort."

"Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, don't walk in front of me for I may not follow, but walk beside me so I am not alone."

"Every new years eve i stay up until midnight to see the new year in.. this year i will be staying up just to make sure the old year leaves!!"

"I will never be perfect, but I will always be unique."

"Real love is NOT finding someone who thinks you're perfect, It's finding someone who knows your imperfections and loves you for them"

"Live your life for Christ and try your best as a Christian and do not let the opinion of others effect your life, because the only one who can judge you is God."

"I'm not fully functional in the morning until after I've had me first cup of coffee...who am I kidding? I'm not even functional after that."

"Friday has Entered the Building! Everyone, BUTT DANCE!! (_/_)(_l_)(_\_)(_l_)(_/_)(_l_)(_\_) Bow Chica Bow Wow!"

"Next time someone says paper beats rock, I'll throw rocks at them, and see how the use of paper for protection works out for them."

"It's funny how when Im loud, people tell me to be quiet, but when Im quiet, people ask me whats wrong with me."

"Live boldly, Take risks, and Make somebody say "What the HELL was that all about!?"

"Once you've been hurt, it is so hard to get attached again. The fear that it will happen again is what builds the walls around your heart."

"If looking back hurts you and looking forward scares you, then look beside you, because I'll always be waiting there for you when you need a friend."

"When I accomplish my goals, I want to look back at all the people who doubted me and say, "Thank you, for allowing me to prove you wrong."

"Men in their 20s play football, men in their 30s play tennis, men in their 40s play golf... ever notice how the older they get the smaller their balls?"

"It's impossible to change people, no matter how much we love or care for them. Some times all we can do is let go."

"Every night i pick up around the house and in the morning the kids trash it, so tonight I'm going to trash the house and see if they pick it up in the morning."

"Sometimes dreams are the only thing keeping you holding onto that one last bit of hope and happiness, making you think there's a light at the end of the tunnel."

"I noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy, and all you see is his head and arms sticking out of the water. I bet he's not laughing out loud ."

"I just checked my outdoor thermometer and it said 'Get the f*** in the house!'"

"You gotta take some chances, you gotta risk losing it all, you gotta close your eyes and leap because it might be worth the fall."

"I am happily swimming with the unicorns in the cotton candy sky and then i am gonna dance with the blue bananas on the purple monkey boat."

"There are only 4 stages in life...You BELIEVE in Santa, you DON'T believe in Santa, you ARE Santa, and you LOOK like Santa! Which stage are you in?"

"It's a fact of life...people are going to hurt you. You decide who gets a second chance. Choose wisely!"

"I had a long talk with myself . . . it did not end well."

"Sometimes, you really just don't know what to say. Because, what you really want to say; is something that you just cannot say."

"FREE--FREE--FREE Extra snow available in my driveway, you shovel."

"I don't know where I stand with you and I don't know what I mean to you. All I do know is every time I think of you all I want is to be with you..."

"I don't build a wall around myself to block those I love out, but to see who loves me enough to climb over it."

"People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened."

"You make it difficult to maintain my "never murdered anyone" streak."

"I heard that You Tube, twitter and facebook are all to merge, it will be know as YouTwitFace.com"

"There are four things you can't recover: the stone after it's thrown, the words after they're spoken, the occasion after it's missed, & the time after it's gone."

"Sometimes those things that scare us the most are also the ones that have the potential to make us the happiest."

"Dear God, I know you wouldn't give me anything I couldn't handle, but right now, I wish you didn't trust me so much..."

"My halo is being polished at the moment so I'm stuck with these stupid red horns and silly pointed tail"

"It has been a rough year for Santa. The north Pole is in foreclosure, the sleigh was repossessed and Rudolph has H1N1."

"I'm going outside to have a talk with old man winter & Jack Frost. I plan kicking them in the snowballs if this weather issue can't be resolved to my liking."