SICKIEEE

Hi guys
(: tis molly/sickie #(I think 3) sick like everyone else except I have almost no voice now.

So apparently I licked a pig and didn't know it and now I have swine flu except I don't. Why is it that EVERYONE at school is like "SWINE FLU! *snickersnicker* SWINE FLU! YOU HAVE SWINE FLU! *snickersnickersnicker* if you sneeze or cough or something. NOBODY I KNOW OF HAS THE STINKIN SWINE FLU!!!
I is currently talking to Aly & making an attempt at giving advice to Roxane which is bad because I FAIL at advice. WHY DO PEOPLE ASK ME OF ALL PEOPLE FOR ADVICE?!<--interrobang :D win.

*isMAJORLYdistractedbyboyfriendconversationwithRoxane*

Today mom made me go to school for 1st-3rd period & i can barely talk so I borrowed a white board & dry EASER marker & a piece of old shirt from Mrs. Tinycoiff. It was convenient :) but I WANT MY VOICE BACK!
Anyways I went to ze dentist at noon feeling pooey. I've never had a cavity in my life (still none) & then we ran a couple errands and I had to go to the orthodontist. I had a bone to pick with him since my positioner comes out of my mouth EVERY NIGHT. I find it in all sorts of places in the mornings. Sometimes I find it under the pillows, other times it's on the floor...one time it was in my shirt. I have no idea how it got there o.O

I doubt I'll be going to school tomorrow so the Coalition of Sickies needs to be united. I'm going to stop now. I forgot everything else I was going to say.
Later!
~Molleh

The Theory of Plaid

Hihi!

It's Aly again, but that will probably change at some point in this blog. Molly's currently playing with Jake, so...

We ask boys if they wear plaid. Plaid... boxers.

Reason being, I had an amusing conversation with Pandaberry about boxers, and I noted that it seems like a lot of boys wear plaid. Particularly nerdboys. Upon sharing this conversation with Molly, the Theory of Plaid was established.

Basically, it's this:

IF YOU ARE A BOY, AND A NERD, (aka "nerdboy"), YOU WEAR PLAID BOXERS.

This was proven by a few people:
- Bingo
- Hosef (but not boxers? o.O)
- Astronaut
- Crant
- Benjamin
- Bump
- King Toast

Until this morning, when Dumbo decided that he does NOT wear plaid (I quote: "Not at all really." LAME!), which disproves the Theory of Plaid. And he's the ultimate (basically) nerdboy! It's all WRONG! R-O-N-G!

The Theory of Plaid absolutely HAS to be correct! Because if it's not, it will sorta disprove the validity of other Theories, which is NOT cool, because I am rather fond of the other theories.

Fail, Dumbo!

HI WORLD! This be Molleh. Aly is currently writing a list of people we mention in ze blog so we don't get all confused...because we have the superamazing ability to confuse ourselves. We is listening to Hey Jude from the Across the Universe soundtrack. Tis awesome.

The other day I was at school and we were taking a really important test when a GIANT CHICKEN attacked from the ceiling! He fell through the roof and screamed HEY! YOU THERE! and my teacher screamed her head off...literally. Then the janitors all rushed in and painted the walls gold with spraypaint. Suddenly 58743920 flourescent pink ducks came sprinting (yes sprinting) through the windows and threw their feet at Mr. Potato Head who then proceeded to give everyone in the class 69 pages (single spaced) of essay of how much more awesome his teaching style was than Mr. Baked Ziti's. It was CrAzY! I grammed out of the room faster than a water buffalo running away from a squirrel!

Well that was fun. Hey guess what there are pens and pencils in this drawer here. AND THE DESK IS WRITTEN ON IN DRY EASER MARKER! (that was Aly for 2 seconds, now she will *poof*) aw :( mah tbgaaaaa! she poofed. WHAT EVER SHALL I DO?!?! <--DOUBLE INTERROBANG! WOOHOO!

Anyways we must skskskskskidaddle now.
BYEAS
<3 MAlly

Note: "HEY! YOU THERE!" is stolen from "Hey You There" by Souljaboy Tellem (which Aly heard on Louish's phone that caused her to laughlaughlaugh). :)